hey all.hurm..just wanna share sumthing with u guys..
hurm..more like cerpen..hee..dlm loghat terenggau ye..hehehee...
someone send it to me..but i think most of u guys had come thru it already..but maybe in a proper loghat i guess..ahahah..well what ever it is..enjoy it!!!
kisah bermula dengan....
Mamat rase malassang nok bangung tiddo. Nye gulling-gulling atah katil.
Pusing kiri, pusing kanang. Serba dok kene dia berase. Mok Lijoh blèbèr
hanyaar kot luor pitu, “Mat! Matahari nok tinggi galoh doh nim, ka’ak
rezeki kalu bangung lèwat-lèwat. Mung tak dok kheje ke ari nim?”
Dok tahang kene blèbèr Mamat Ppayang pong bikah bangung ceggat dari katil.
Baru dia teringat pukol 11 ada kene wat kheje sikit hok Boh dia suroh
kemarèng. Mamat pong jungaa tangang dia ambèk tuala. Pèsèngang mandi P.
Ramlee pulok pagi nim, al maklunglah pukol 10.30 doh. Dari Manir nok jembe
ke Jalang Batah Baru tu jauh jugok. Pah tu nok kena bereti stèsèng minyok
Petronah pulok dekat sipang trapik lait Pulau Musang. Dop ingat starang
nok tamboh minyok kemarèng. Dok dang 10 minit Mamat siap belake doh.
Minung air kopi-o setegok dua lepah tu pakaa kasut kulit atah tangge kak
lambo. Baru beli minggu lepah tu kasut tu. Bekilat ssio! Lepah tu Mamat
pong stak muto vroooooong hale ke bando. Motosika sèkèng hèng jer, tapi
boleh tahang lah.
Jalang Batah Baru ader banyok bangunang jabbat dengang kedaa. Kalu hale ke
depang sikit ada kedaa Astro, hok tv kene bayor bulang-bulang tu. Kalu
tebèng dok bayo jer kena potong hanyaar. Lepah pada suraa Flat Batah Baru
tu ada lèrèk kedaa èkong. Kedaa makang pong ada gok. Kalu jallang sikit
lagi sebelum kedaa Astro tu, ada kawasang lapang tepat juaa khète baru cap
Hyundaa dengang Kia.
Di antara kedaa èkong dengang kedaa Astro tu ada celoh-celoh tu jabbat
loyar baru buka. Pèsèngang baru pah jadi loyar tu Mamat mari mmkir
sorrang. Slo-slo Mamat naèk tikat dua. Napok gaye ader dua orang jer
kherani. Llaki sorang, ppuang sorang. Boleh tahang hok ppuang tu. Tapi
pakaa cicing molèk ngak kat jari manih tu. Ttunang doh pèsèngang tu.. Dok
napok gambo starang. Berat nnanang. Mamat kabo ke kherani ppuang tu dia
nok jjuper Tuang Loyar. Hayat hidup Mamat dok rajing jjuper loyar skali
habuk. Cakkak dengang loyar jauh skali.. Nye mari debo wèh.
Mamat pong ketok pitu masok. Loyar tu tengoh pegang gagang talipung cap
Panasonic kat telinga dia. Wayar talipung tu tengoh beseranggoh lagi. “I
dah uruskan fixed deposit you sebanyak RM10 juta tu. Lagi satu, minggu
depan ni, I nak you ikut I ke Singapore. HSBC Singapore dah buat
arrangement untuk finance syarikat klien I, tak banyak, dalam 20 juta Sing
dollar. Firm I jadi lawyer jugak tu. I turun KL minggu ni, kita dinner kat
Shook di Starhill ok?”
Mamat bukang pandaa sangat cakak orang putih. Tapi bila dengo haa pitih
die pahang. Mainang apa juta-juta nim? Mamat mari mmikir.
Loyar muder tu pong letok gagang talipung sambil-sambil kheling ujung mata
tengok ke Mamat. “Yer, nok mendero Saya sibuk sangat ni, dok tengok ker?”
loyar tu tanye Mamat.
Mamat pucat kesi. Dok tahu nok kata mende. Nok jawak saloh. Tak mboh jawak
saloh. Macang mase nok bangung tiddo sakning. Serbe dok kene. Sudohhang
Mamat tebèng jugok jawak.
“Sebenornyer tuang, sayer nim kheje dengang sarikat Telekong. Saya mari
nok sambung wayar talipung hok tuang wak lolok cakkak sakning. Dok sambung
lagi wayar tu, guaner lah tuang boleh cakkak doh!”
Muka tuang loyar tu jadi biru bèrang!
Doh nok wat guana starang! Nok èksèng dok betepat! Adajugok loyar kècèk
orang dèh! Pecoh bong! Orang jamang lenim kata “kantoi”!
hahaha...hope u guys enjoy it..and moral of the story is..be urself and be humble..!!
best regards
syaz
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
my mind is free..
hey all.hurm so sory coz lame tak update..been so damn busy with final..
but now i'm free!!..hehehe..but not 100% free..ahah..still have other things to do..
Past 2 month i try to finish up all my asgmnt and at last i can put a big smile on my face..
yet there still a lot to do coz i still have 1 more sem to finish my dip! Yeay!! can't wait..
but next semester going to be a bit hard i guess..with practical training..final project and also diploma show! arghh!! hope i can pull thru...
to my readers..i'm not going to promise but i'll try my best to update my blog frequently..
heheheee..yet i have a lot of story to share with u guys..heee...
so off for now..have things to settle..hee..
best regards
syaz
but now i'm free!!..hehehe..but not 100% free..ahah..still have other things to do..
Past 2 month i try to finish up all my asgmnt and at last i can put a big smile on my face..
yet there still a lot to do coz i still have 1 more sem to finish my dip! Yeay!! can't wait..
but next semester going to be a bit hard i guess..with practical training..final project and also diploma show! arghh!! hope i can pull thru...
to my readers..i'm not going to promise but i'll try my best to update my blog frequently..
heheheee..yet i have a lot of story to share with u guys..heee...
so off for now..have things to settle..hee..
best regards
syaz
Friday, October 23, 2009
our 1st screen shot!!
Salam..
hey..our first ever screen shot!! yeah!..
What is Screen Shot? It is an event project for Film Graphic & 3D subject from student of FSSR Unisel(S.Alam) badge DG03 A & B.They had make a superb work..i would like to congrats all my fren for their amazing work and not to forget our beloved lecturer ever Mr.Izham and also his wife Mrs. Irina for their guide and advice to us..without them we will not able to finish our project. This screen shot is the first ever been done by us and we hope it going to be a semester event..and i personally hope tht our junior will continue this event and make it as big as Tunas Mekar and Zirkon..who knows this Screen Shot also going to be one of the faculty event after this!
hey..our first ever screen shot!! yeah!..
What is Screen Shot? It is an event project for Film Graphic & 3D subject from student of FSSR Unisel(S.Alam) badge DG03 A & B.They had make a superb work..i would like to congrats all my fren for their amazing work and not to forget our beloved lecturer ever Mr.Izham and also his wife Mrs. Irina for their guide and advice to us..without them we will not able to finish our project. This screen shot is the first ever been done by us and we hope it going to be a semester event..and i personally hope tht our junior will continue this event and make it as big as Tunas Mekar and Zirkon..who knows this Screen Shot also going to be one of the faculty event after this!
We who make it real!!
(there are some more)
Thanks guys & girls..
and not to forget next week Friday (30 Oct 2009) make urself free and come to LT 2 Unisel for our 2nd Screen Shot...for the remainings!!!
hee...see u there!!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
terpanggil...
Salam semua..
agak lame aku mendiam kan diri dek kerana kesibukan study..
hurm...biasa la tggl lagi 1 semester untuk aku grad dip aku..semestinya kesibukan nye tak terkata...tak sabar rasenye utk aku habiskan study ni..!! 3 thn rase seperti 3 bulan sahaja..
rase seperti bru semalam aku daftar masuk..hurm..dlm mase hampir 3 thn ini,mcm2 perkara, mcm2 pemasalahan,mcm2 ragam manusia sudah aku tempuh..lalui..semua nye terbuku baik di benak fikiran aku...segala yg diberi aku guna kan sbgi panduan utk berjaya..segala yg aku alami dan rasai aku guna kan sbgi kayu pengukur agar aku tidak terpesong dr landasan yg telah dituruti selama 20 thn ni..wah! angka 20..tidak aku sangka angka 1 di hadapan telah bertukar ke angka 2..
masih segar dlm ingatan..peristiwa2 yg berlaku semasa aku memegang angka 1 dlm hidup aku.. cuma yg berubah angka dibelakang..tp sekarang..segala nya sdh brubah..bertukar nye angka di hadapan itu menandakan yg tanggungjawab aku semakin bertambah..harapan aku agar aku sentiasa kuat dan teguh untuk menghadapi onak duri di dunia yg penuh lakonan ini..
hurm.."ape yg dilihat hanya lah lakonan semata2.." seringkali kita terbaca atau terdengar dari mane2 filem atau drama..tapi tahukah kita semua yg ianya juga berlaku di dlm dunia realiti ini..
hanya sedar atau tidak yg membatas kan segala nya....
hurm..fikirkan la..adakan kita seorg pelakon di dunia kita sendiri...
agak lame aku mendiam kan diri dek kerana kesibukan study..
hurm...biasa la tggl lagi 1 semester untuk aku grad dip aku..semestinya kesibukan nye tak terkata...tak sabar rasenye utk aku habiskan study ni..!! 3 thn rase seperti 3 bulan sahaja..
rase seperti bru semalam aku daftar masuk..hurm..dlm mase hampir 3 thn ini,mcm2 perkara, mcm2 pemasalahan,mcm2 ragam manusia sudah aku tempuh..lalui..semua nye terbuku baik di benak fikiran aku...segala yg diberi aku guna kan sbgi panduan utk berjaya..segala yg aku alami dan rasai aku guna kan sbgi kayu pengukur agar aku tidak terpesong dr landasan yg telah dituruti selama 20 thn ni..wah! angka 20..tidak aku sangka angka 1 di hadapan telah bertukar ke angka 2..
masih segar dlm ingatan..peristiwa2 yg berlaku semasa aku memegang angka 1 dlm hidup aku.. cuma yg berubah angka dibelakang..tp sekarang..segala nya sdh brubah..bertukar nye angka di hadapan itu menandakan yg tanggungjawab aku semakin bertambah..harapan aku agar aku sentiasa kuat dan teguh untuk menghadapi onak duri di dunia yg penuh lakonan ini..
hurm.."ape yg dilihat hanya lah lakonan semata2.." seringkali kita terbaca atau terdengar dari mane2 filem atau drama..tapi tahukah kita semua yg ianya juga berlaku di dlm dunia realiti ini..
hanya sedar atau tidak yg membatas kan segala nya....
hurm..fikirkan la..adakan kita seorg pelakon di dunia kita sendiri...
Friday, October 2, 2009
Open At My House!!
Hey everyone!!! Make urself free next Saturday (10 Oct 09) and come to my Hari Raya Open House in Bandar Seri Alam Johor...It would be a pleassure for me if u could attend..!! Do call me for direction to the house..hee..
NO.7, Jalan Tasek 52,
Bandar Seri Alam,
81750 Masai,
Johor.
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